The Team

King Sport Nelson is a 32-year-old IT technician who enjoys Bball, fight sports, stealing candy from babies and binge-watching boxed sets. He is athletic and dope, but can also be very pessimistic and a bit grumpy. He is addicted to the internet, something which his friend Kristy Simone pointed out 4 years ago. The problem intensified in 2017. King has lost two jobs as a result of his addiction, specifically: golf caddy and admin assistant.

Tae, as she is known, is a naughty accountant who is addicted to chocolate. She always wears many layers of clothes. She strongly dislikes her fiancé, but remains with him due to his love of sports. That is the only thing they have in common

A sarcastic politician from Dublin who is obsessed with piano keys. Physically, he is built like a beanstalk, yet he claims to have an uncanny resemblance to Max Kellerman. His top quality is that he is particularly respectable. His purpose in life is to stay abreast of the latest sporting events.

T Rivero is a respectable P.E. teacher who finds it hard to get out of bed in the mornings. People often compare him to a wild animal. His biggest fear is turning to the dark side or the Dodgers losing. He is particularly interested in making it on to the team, but in the meantime writes for this site.

By day, humble university student. By different time of day, journalist, athlete and radio DJ.

An English major at Arizona State University, Megan enjoys writing among many forums such as journals and poetry. She is fairly young, entering her 20's soon, and is ecstatic about life.

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